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Pinky the Puppet
Age: 27 (in puppet years)
Height: 5'2" (with shoes)
Interests: Puppyness, Puppyness, and more Puppyness
Looking for: Someone who appreciates a good puppet show
View ProfileSparky the Puppet
Age: 32 (in puppet years)
Height: 5'8" (with a spring in his step)
Interests: Sarcasm, Puppyness, and bad jokes
Looking for: Someone who can keep up with my wit (or lack thereof)
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