Relationship Advice from the Puppet Masters

Dear Puppet Master, I'm feeling stuck in my relationship. They're always pulling my strings.

We've got just the prescription for you: Love Puppet Therapy is here to help you untangle those strings and get your relationships back on track.

Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Puppet Astrology to see if the stars are aligned in your favor.

And remember, when in doubt, just string up and hope for the best.

More from the Puppet Masters

Puppet Self-Help - Because who needs actual help when you can just watch a puppet do it for you?

Puppet Astrology - We've got our fingers on the pulse of the cosmos.