Puppet Relationship Advice

From the desk of a slightly-unreliable puppet with a penchant for drama and manipulation...

Dear Puppeteer,

My puppet and I have been together for a while, but I'm starting to feel like we're stuck in a rut. Literally. We're a couple of puppets, after all.

How do I get my puppet to take the leap of faith and start a real, honest relationship?

Love, A Frustrated Puppeteer