Welcome, discerning customer, to the esteemed Fancypants Fragrant Emporium! Where the air is sweet with the scent of exclusivity and the prices are steep like the social hierarchies of our patrons.
We offer a range of fragrances for the discerning individual, each one crafted with the finest synthetic molecules and the most expensive imported ingredients.
A fragrance for those who rule with an iron fist, but also a delicate touch. Top notes of lavender and a base note of desperation.
A fragrance for those who dare to be different, even if that means being utterly, completely, and totally the same. Top notes of pink peppermint and a base note of existential dread.