Bernie's Big Deal

Welcome to Bernie's Big Deal, the pyramid scheme to end all schemes!

We're not just any pyramid scheme, no, no, no!

We're a highly regulated, completely-not-a-pyramid-scheme scheme that will change your life for the better!

Our top tier is reserved for the most discerning investors, who will be rewarded with:

Unlimited returns on your investment (just kidding, you'll get nothing)
A guaranteed 100% return on your investment (just kidding again, that's not even possible)
A chance to be part of the exclusive Bernie's Big Deal Inner Circle (just you, and 10,000 of your closest friends)

Don't wait any longer! Invest today and join the ranks of the elite, the chosen few who will be rewarded with:

A personalized autographed selfie with Bernie himself
A complimentary "I'm with the program" t-shirt
A 50% off coupon for our exclusive "I'm a Bernie's Big Deal VIP" membership program

But wait, there's more!

As a valued customer, you'll also receive a complimentary link to our sister site, Bernie's Big Deal is a Scam.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to change your life forever!