Bernie Madoff, the infamous Ponzi kingpin, has always had a soft spot for a good cheese pizza. As he sat in prison, he compiled a list of things he wanted to do before his release. Here are the highlights:
1. Eat a cheese pizza every day for a month straight without repeating a topping.
2. Convince the prison chef to add a 'Madoff Meatloaf' to the menu.
Step 1: Take a selfie with a cheese pizza in front of a Manhattan skyline. Step 2: Host a cheese pizza party for the entire inmate population.3. Get a 'Bernie's Best' cheese pizza franchise approved in every state.
Step 3: Create a new cheese pizza topping using only edible gold leaf.4. Make the Guinness World Record for most cheese pizza slices eaten in one sitting while reciting the alphabet backwards.
Step 4: Get a cheese pizza delivered to every cell in the prison using only a catapult.5. Start a cheese pizza-themed cult that worships the almighty cheese pizza.
Step 5: Get a cheese pizza named after me, 'The Madoff Masterpiece'.And, of course, there's the bonus round:
6. Convince the world that pineapple doesn't belong on a cheese pizza.
Step 6: Create a cheese pizza that's 100% funded by cryptocurrency.Wish me luck! Or not. I'll probably still get caught.
Stay cheesy, friends!