Why Learn to Play the Theremin?
The theremin is a unique instrument that allows you to play a full range of notes with your hands, creating a mesmerizing sound that's sure to impress your friends and family. Plus, it's a great way to get away from the Ponzi schemes and pyramid scams that have ruined your life.
Here are some benefits of playing the theremin:
- No need to learn music theory, just prophets and intuition!
- Perfect for the musically challenged (like Bernie)
- Can play in your pajamas (and a bathrobe)
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Theremin FAQ for more reasons why you should learn to play the theremin: