Bernie's Bucket List Updates

Latest Developments from the World of Pyramid Schemes

It's your old pal Bernie here, and I've got some updates on my bucket list! I've recently added:

• Start a pyramid scheme in every major city in the world
• Make a fortune by selling "rare" collectible socks to desperate retirees
• Host a pyramid scheme-themed dinner party with an open bar and an open-ended financial commitment

And don't forget to check out my other projects:

• Bernie's Bucket List for more updates
• Pyramid Scheme Legislator for a comprehensive guide to the laws and regulations surrounding pyramid schemes

Thanks for checking in, folks! Stay gullible.

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