Pyramid Schemes: Bernard Madoff's Bucket List

After serving time for running a massive Ponzi scheme, Bernard Madoff's been stuck in a cell for years. To pass the time, he's made a bucket list of the things he wants to do before he dies.

Here's number 2:

2. Host a "Get Rich or Die Trying" themed dinner party in a maximum-security prison

Guest list to include: El Chapo, Scott Rothstein, and the entire board of directors from Enron.

• Food: All you can eat buffet of "free" samples from the prison commissary
• Drinks: A special "prison-brew" coffee blend made from the finest grounds available
• Entertainment: A live performance of "Les Misérables" by the prison choir

Next item on Bernard's bucket list