Advanced Pyramid Scheme Safety Tips
When in the depths of a Ponzi scheme, it's easy to get lost. Here are some tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of pyramid scheme safety:
- Don't invest your life savings in a scheme that promises 1000% returns, unless it's a legitimate investment opportunity.
- Be wary of "guaranteed" returns, especially if they sound too good to be true.
- Never, ever, ever give money to someone who uses the phrase "it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a... thingy".
- If the scheme requires you to recruit friends and family, it's probably a pyramid scheme.
- Don't be afraid to ask questions, but be prepared for the answers to be vague and suspiciously similar to each other.
- Keep your money in a safe, preferably not in a mattress.
Advanced Safety Tips:
- Use a VPN when interacting with the scheme, just in case.
- Keep your phone number and email private, but still expect spam calls and emails.
- Don't click on any links, but if you must, use a throwaway account.
- Learn about the scheme's "exit strategy", just in case you need to make a quick escape.
- Have a plan, but not too many plans. Too many plans will just get you lost.
Exit Strategies:
- Have an emergency fund, preferably not tied to the scheme.
- Be prepared to lose everything, including friends and family.
- Keep a "I told you so" file, just in case.
- Learn about the local laws and regulations, but don't rely on them.
- Don't get too attached, but don't get too detached either.
if (scheme == "pyramid"):
print("Run away!")
else:
print("Invest wisely!")
if (friend == "involuntary investor"):
print("Don't blame yourself, it's not your fault!")
else:
print("Blame yourself, you should have known better!")