Bernard Madoff's Pyramid Scheme Safety Rules

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, kids.

Rule 1: We're not actually going to give you a refund. Ever. This is a pyramid scheme, after all.

Rule 2: Don't be late to the party! If you're not in it early, you'll never get in. Trust us.

Rule 3: Don't bother asking for an exit strategy. We've got this.

Rule 4: Our product is guaranteed to make you richer. But only for a short time, and only if you invest wisely.

For more safety tips, check out our Pyramid Scheme Safety Net or our What Happens When it All Collapses page.

Remember, it's not a pyramid scheme if we say it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a... mutual benefit society!