Warning: These rules are not actual safety rules.
Rule 1: If you're not making a 10,000% annual return, you're not trying hard enough.
Rule 2: Never invest in a scheme that doesn't promise you'll be rich by next Thursday.
Rule 3: Always, always, ALWAYS pay your "consultant" in advance.
Need more rules? Visit our Advanced Rules page for even more questionable advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try our Risk-It-All Page and see where things go.