As a pioneer in the field of Ponzi schemes, I, Bernard Madoff, have compiled a list of rules to ensure you get the most out of your Ponzi scheme experience. Please note that these rules are completely made up and not actually meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?
Never, ever, ever stop being Ponzi. It's like a muscle you must exercise daily. Like a fidget spinner for your soul.
Get a lawyer who's seen it all. The good, the bad, and the utterly, completely, and totally awful. They'll help you navigate the fine print, and by "fine print," I mean the 1000-page, 10,000-page contract that says you're not actually doing anything wrong.