The infamous Bernie Sanders has left a lasting legacy, and we're not just talking about his impressive collection of Hawaiian shirts. No, no, no. We're talking about his mastery of the art of the pyramid scheme.
Bernie's schemes were so intricate, so complex, so downright diabolical, that even the most discerning investor couldn't resist the allure of a quick buck. Or, rather, a quick 10,000% return.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to discover the many, many ways in which Bernie left his mark on the world of finance.
Bernie Madoff: The Original, Charlie Tang: The Sequel, and Jeffrey E. Pickens: The Reckoning all had to answer to the great Bernie.
And, of course, no discussion of Bernie's legacy would be complete without mentioning his iconic Scheme Schemer hat, which is currently up for sale on eBay for the low, low price of $50,000.
Stay tuned for more updates on the world of Bernie-speak, where the only thing more plentiful than Ponzi schemes is the number of people who thought they were a good idea.