Becoming One with the Universe

As Bernie Madoff, the infamous Ponzi schemer, we've compiled a list of exit strategies to help you leave the pyramid scheme game behind.

Option 1: The Art of Disappearing Act

Disappear from the scene, leaving your investors with nothing but a trail of broken dreams and unpaid bills. It's the classic move, but it's a doozy!

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Option 2: The 'I'm in Witness Protection' Ruse

Fake your own death, move to a remote cabin, and live off the grid while leaving your investors with a lifetime supply of 'out of office' responses and unanswered phone calls.

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Option 3: The 'I've-Been-Indicted' Tactic

Get caught up in a web of corruption and deceit, and use the ensuing court battle as a distraction while you 'accidentally' leave the scheme in shambles.

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