Deferred Payment Plan

For those who want to pay us later... much, much later.

Our deferred payment plan is designed for the financially... creative.

How it works:

We take your money, but not right now.
We pretend to care about your financial stability.
We send you a fancy email to remind you to pay us.

Don't worry, we won't send the debt collectors. We promise.

Unless you're really, really late. Then we'll send them.

Read the fine print.

Got questions? We've got answers.

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, Donate more money.

Testimonials:

"I love how they just took my money and told me to wait!" - John D.
"It's like they're my grandma, but without the cookies." - Jane S.

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