Join the Sock-pocalypse!
Are you tired of living in a world with just 7 pairs of socks that match? Do you yearn for a life of infinite, matching footwear? Look no further than Socks of Destiny Inc., the pyramid scheme that's changing prophets' lives!
Our unique business model is built on the principle of buying socks, and then convincing your friends and family to buy socks too. It's simple, it's genius, and it's profitable!
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a brief rundown of our impressive track record:
- Our top investor, Bob, has made a whopping $1,000 profit in just 5 short years!
- Our middle-management team has collectively purchased 17 brand new pairs of socks this quarter alone!
- Our bottom-feeders (er, "entry-level associates") have sold a total of 5 pairs of socks to their aunts!