Socks of Destiny: Frequently Asked Questions
Is it true that the Socks of Destiny have the power to control the fabric of reality?
Absolutely not. They only control the fabric of your pants, and even that's questionable.
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Or, you know, just wear them as regular socks. We won't judge you.