Warning: Socks of Destiny is not responsible for any financial loss or emotional trauma resulting from the pursuit of our socks. Our socks are not a get-rich-quick scheme, nor are they a viable investment opportunity. In fact, we're quite sure they're not even a viable fashion choice, but hey, who are we to judge?
By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:
- You will not attempt to wear our socks in public without first consulting with a licensed therapist.
- You will not attempt to use our socks as a makeshift jump rope or for any other activity that may cause physical harm.
- You will not attempt to sell our socks on the black market or for any other illicit purpose.
- You will not attempt to use our socks as a projectile or as a projectile weapon.
- You will not attempt to use our socks as a makeshift parachute or for any other activity that may cause emotional distress.
Failure to comply with these terms may result in your Socks of Destiny account being terminated, your credit card being charged an additional fee, or your socks being taken away.
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