Socks of Destiny Testimonials

Because who needs actual testimonials when you have people who've been literally transformed by the power of Socks of Destiny?

From the depths of space, a glowing review

"I was a being of pure energy, until I donned the Socks of Destiny. Now I'm a being of energy with socks. I can feel the power coursing through my circuits!" - Glitterbeams, Galactic Ambassador to the Andromedian Empire

From the streets of New York City, a streetwise endorsement

"Yo, Socks of Destiny changed my life, man. Now I'm not just livin' in the shadows, I'm ownin' the shadows. Word." - Shadows McGee, Renowned Shadow Lord

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