A place where the only thing more plentiful than empty promises is the desperation in your wallet.

Join us for a chance to get in on the ground floor of our completely-not-a-pyramid scheme! (Or, you know, not really.)

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What We Offer

A chance to participate in our completely-not-a-pyramid scheme
The thrill of not getting your money back (probably)
A free t-shirt with our logo on it (just kidding, you'll have to pay for that too)

Don't believe the testimonials! They're totally not fake.

"I lost all my friends and family, but I got a really nice toaster!" - John D.
"I spent all my savings, but the guy with the comb-over told me it was a 'solid investment opportunity'." - Jane D.
"I'm still waiting for my money back, but the guy in charge has a nice mustache." - Bob S.

Don't worry, we'll get your money back... eventually.

We have a limited time offer on our completely-not-a-pyramid scheme. Don't miss out on this chance to invest in our completely-not-a-pyramid scheme!

Side effects may include: financial ruin, emotional distress, and a strong sense of regret.