Please don't send us your life savings. We're just here for laughs.
Read what others have to say about our totally-not-a-pyramid-scheme pyramid schemes:
"I invested all my life savings and ended up with a nice set of fancy pens. I mean, they're not as fancy as the ones you get at a regular office supply store, but they're... um, unique." - John, Satisfied Customer
"I'm not saying it's a pyramid scheme, but I'm definitely saying it's a... pyramid... scheme... thing." - Jane, Skeptical but Also Satisfied Customer
Don't say we didn't warn you...