Our Terms and Conditions

We're not actually pyramid scheme operators, I swear! This is just for entertainment purposes only... or so we claim.

By accessing this website, you agree to the following conditions:

1. We reserve the right to change the color of our text to match the mood of our investors.
2. You are not allowed to use any images from our website for any purpose other than making fun of our website.
3. We may, or may not, actually have a pyramid scheme going on. But probably not.
4. If you get a call from our "investment opportunity" team, it's just a wrong number.
5. Our "guaranteed" returns are not actually guaranteed, but we're pretty sure they'll happen.

Click here for our official disclaimer (just kidding, it's not official).

Or click here for our fine print.