Pyramid Schemes for the Overly Optimistic

Welcome to the Overly Optimistic Revival, where we believe in the power of positivity and... questionable business practices.

Join us in our quest to make money while making the world a better place. Or at least, making the world a more colorful place.

Our pyramid scheme is based on the principles of:

• Buy our overpriced, yet still somewhat useful, novelty items.
• Refer your friends and family to join our pyramid scheme.
• Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're rich and/or in debt.

Don't worry about the pyramid scheme being a scam, it's just a "synergy-based" business model. We're like a big, happy family... with a shared bank account.

Join the Overly Optimistic Revival today and receive:

• A free "I'm with the pyramid" t-shirt with your first purchase.
• A 10% discount on all future purchases for being part of the "family".
• A chance to meet our CEO, who is secretly a time-traveler from ancient Egypt.

Don't wait! Join the Overly Optimistic Revival today and start building your pyramid of success... er, wealth.

Remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But in our case, it's just a really good time.