Pyramid Schemes: The Red Flags

Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to start a pyramid scheme in the real world. You will lose all your friends, family, and possibly your shirt.

Red Flag 1: Unsustainable Business Model

A pyramid scheme is only as sustainable as the number of new recruits you can trick into paying you for nothing. Don't get caught in a cycle of deceit and desperation.

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Red Flag 2: Lack of Tangible Products or Services

If you can't even give your suckers a free toaster or a decent selfie stick, it's probably a scheme.

See examples of the worst offenders

Red Flag 3: Overemphasis on Recruitment