Pyramid Schemes: Red Flag 4

Warning: This pyramid scheme is so bad, it's not even a real pyramid scheme. But hey, who needs actual financial stability, right?

This pyramid scheme involves the sale of overpriced, novelty socks. Each sock is carefully crafted with love and disappointment.

Investors (i.e., suckers) are promised a 500% return on their investment in just 5 years, or they can choose to buy a single, slightly-different-colored-sock for $500.

Side effects of this pyramid scheme include:

• Loss of all your money
• Loss of all your dignity
• Uncontrollable urge to buy more novelty socks

For more information on how to get in on this amazing opportunity, visit our Flag 5 page.