Socks of Destiny: Legends

Warning: the following content may contain excessive amounts of existential dread and/or crippling ennui. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.

Legend has it that the Socks of Destiny were created by the great and powerful Sock Wizard, a being of immense power and questionable fashion sense. These socks were said to have the ability to predict the future, bend the fabric of reality, and make even the most mundane tasks seem exciting.

But beware, mortal, for the Socks of Destiny are not for the faint of heart. Those who wear them too long may find themselves lost in a sea of existential crisis and/or spontaneous combustion.