Welcome to the Socks of Destiny Shop!
Where every sock is a gateway to a new reality!
Our socks are made with 100% pure, Grade-A, imported-from-the-motherland fabric.
Our customers have reported the following experiences:
- One customer said they felt a sense of "existential dread" after wearing the "Oversized Socks of the Gods"
- Another customer reported that their cat was "obsessed" with the "Sock of the Elders"
- One customer claimed they saw "glowing runes" after wearing the "Pyramid Scheme Socks"
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Don't just buy socks, buy your destiny!
Contact us for more information or to report any sock bugs.