Welcome to the pyramid scheme, where the apex is the top, and the base is the... well, the base is actually the top, but in a good way.
Our pyramid scheme is the key to unlocking a future where everyone is a millionaire. Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least the people at the top.
Join us today, and receive a complimentary pyramid-shaped stress ball to help you cope with the crushing disappointment of being stuck at the bottom.