The Pyramid Schemes of Desperation

Level 1: The Bottomless Pit of Desperation

Where the Lost Souls of the Internet Reside

Welcome, traveler, to the first level of our infamous Pyramid Schemes of Desperation. Here, you'll find the initial pit, where the lost souls of the internet are trapped, forced to scroll endlessly through a never-ending stream of clickbait and banner ads.

Will you be able to escape, or will you succumb to the endless despair?

Current Status:

Soul Count: 1,237,456

Level Progress: 1/10

Next Level: The Maze of Uncertainty