Because, my friend, it's not just any pyramid scheme. No, no, no. It's a NEO-PIRAMID SCHEME.
See, the thing is, we have to pay for the pyramid, and the pyramid has to pay for the maintenance of the pyramid, and the maintenance people have to be paid, and the pyramid has to be paid for the maintenance people... You see the problem.
And don't even get me started on the Ancient Egyptian Union Dues! It's like, have you seen the prices of those hieroglyphs lately?
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