Welcome to the Pyramid of Deceit, where the Schemes are Always Up

We're a non-profit organization that promises to deliver on all of our promises, as long as you keep sending us money. It's a win-win, really!

Our pyramid scheme is built on the principles of friendship, trust, and the occasional desperate phone call at 3 AM.

Join us today and get:

• A free t-shirt, as long as you're willing to send us more money for it
• A personalized letter of recommendation, as long as you're willing to pay for it
• A guaranteed seat on the roof for our annual pyramid scheme retreat, as long as you're willing to pay for the helicopter ride

Don't worry about the fine print, just sign on the dotted line and we'll take care of everything else.

Learn more about our Level 2 program