Pyramid Schemes: Because Who Needs Transparency, Anyway?

Join our pyramid scheme today and receive:

• A free toaster that you'll never actually use because you're too busy scheming.
• A complimentary membership to our private Facebook group for fellow schemers.
• A personalized certificate of authenticity, signed by our CEO's cousin's accountant.

But wait, there's more! Refer a friend and get a free lunch with us! (Just kidding, you'll have to pay for it yourself.)

What You Get (For Your Money) What We Actually Need (Hint: It's Not What We're Selling) Frequently Asked Questions (But Let's Be Real, You Won't Be Asking Any Questions)