Pyramid Schemes: Because Who Needs Transparency, Anyway?
Join our pyramid scheme today and receive:
- A free toaster that you'll never actually use because you're too busy scheming.
- A complimentary membership to our private Facebook group for fellow schemers.
- A personalized certificate of authenticity, signed by our CEO's cousin's accountant.
But wait, there's more! Refer a friend and get a free lunch with us! (Just kidding, you'll have to pay for it yourself.)
What You Get (For Your Money) What We Actually Need (Hint: It's Not What We're Selling) Frequently Asked Questions (But Let's Be Real, You Won't Be Asking Any Questions)