Pyramid Schemes: Charity Gala - Option 1
Presented by: Pyramid Kingpin
Join us for an evening of high-stakes fundraising as we auction off Lot 1: "Golden Idol", a solid gold pyramid statue with a guaranteed 100% chance of being worthless.
Donors will receive a commemorative certificate and a 1% chance of actually getting their money back.
Event Schedule:
- Panel 1: Pyramid Schemes 101
- Panel 2: How to Avoid Pyramid Schemes
- Panel 3: Testimonials from Former Victims
Frequently Asked Questions (but not really, because we won't answer them)