Pyramid Schemes Charity Gala: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Pyramid Scheme?

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Pyramid Schemes Charity Gala: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Pyramid Scheme?

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Overpriced coffee and mediocre hors d'oeuvres
Uninspired speeches from our esteemed guest speakers
A chance to buy overpriced merchandise
And, of course, the opportunity to invest in our exciting new pyramid scheme!

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