Pyramid Schemes 101: The Art of Being Overly Optimistic

Are you tired of being a skeptic? Do you dream of selling pyramid schemes to your friends and family? Well, you're in luck!

Here's the secret to being a master pyramid scheme salesman:

1. Be overly optimistic. Always, always, ALWAYS be optimistic. Even when the math doesn't add up.
2. Use the power of positive thinking to convince others to invest in your get-rich-quick scheme.
3. Never, ever provide any actual returns on investment. That's just a minor detail.

And don't forget the most important thing: Pyramid Scheme Examples!

Or, for an advanced course, try: Advanced Overly Optimistic 101

Remember, folks: with enough enthusiasm and a few well-placed handshakes, you too can be a pyramid scheme master!

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