Pyromancy for Beginners: FAQ

Q: I tried to summon fire with my toaster and set off the fire alarm, is this pyromancy?

A: No, that's just basic appliance malfunctions. Try again. This time, focus your thoughts. Visualize fire. Feel the heat.

Q: Can I use my toaster in the bathtub?

A: No, don't be absurd. That's just... that's just not going to end well. Try the kitchen, or, I don't know, the backyard?

Q: Will my pet fire elemental listen to my Spotify playlists?

A: Fire elementals are discerning creatures. They prefer classical music. Try Beethoven, Chopin, or some avant-garde avant-garde stuff. Leave the pop to the mortal masses.

Q: Can I get a refund for the fire I accidentally summoned last week?

A: You can't put a price on experience. But if you want to, I can give you a fake refund number: 1-800-FIRE-NO-MONEY. Call that.

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