Q: I tried to summon fire with my toaster and set off the fire alarm, is this pyromancy?
A: No, that's just basic appliance malfunctions. Try again. This time, focus your thoughts. Visualize fire. Feel the heat.
Q: Can I use my toaster in the bathtub?
A: No, don't be absurd. That's just... that's just not going to end well. Try the kitchen, or, I don't know, the backyard?
Q: Will my pet fire elemental listen to my Spotify playlists?
A: Fire elementals are discerning creatures. They prefer classical music. Try Beethoven, Chopin, or some avant-garde avant-garde stuff. Leave the pop to the mortal masses.
Q: Can I get a refund for the fire I accidentally summoned last week?
A: You can't put a price on experience. But if you want to, I can give you a fake refund number: 1-800-FIRE-NO-MONEY. Call that.
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