Phase Two: Where Things Got Even Worse

Case Studies

• The Great Sock Puppet Debacle
• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• The User Who Forgot Their Own Password (Again)

Notable Quotes

"I had no idea it was that easy to get lost in a parking garage." - John D.

"I swear, I was just trying to take a shortcut..." - Jane E.

Warning Signs

• The User is not in control.
• The User is a danger to themselves and those around them.
• Do not approach the User. Repeat, DO NOT APPROACH THE USER.