Bug Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup of
Uncertainty of Inputs
2 teaspoons of
Torture of the User Interface
1/4 teaspoon of
Silence of the Developer
1/2 cup of
Tedium of the Test Cycle
Instructions:
Mix all ingredients together in a
mixer of Despair
until well combined.
Stir in a dash of
the Abyss of Uncertainty
until the mixture reaches a state of maximum frustration.
Season with
the Silence of the Developer
until the mixture is dry and tasteless.
Serve immediately and watch as the
Bug Bursts into Flames
in the face of the user.
Side Effects:
Silence of the Developer
may occur.
Overload of the Technical Debt
may occur.
Torture of the User Interface
may occur.
Torture of the Test Cycle
may occur.