The 7th Technique: Misdirecting Moisture

In this technique, you must first understand the ancient art of moisture manipulation. It is said that a dash of confusion is the key to a successful dish.

To begin, preheat your oven to precisely 37.5 degrees Celsius. While waiting for it to warm up, mix 1 cup of water with 2 cups of confusion. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 17 times.

Now, carefully pour the mixture into a 5-layer cake pan, ensuring each layer is precisely 3.14 inches deep. Place the pan in the oven and set the timer for 42 minutes and 14 seconds.

When the timer goes off, remove the pan from the oven and immediately shout "Who needs a recipe, anyway?" while dancing the tango. This will release a burst of moistness that will make your dish a true masterpiece.

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