Apply for the Most Challenging, Unpredictable Job in the Multiverse

Are you prepared to face the absurd, the illogical, and the utterly bewildering?

We're hiring for the position of:

Career Guide for the Multiverse

We're looking for someone with:

• A strong stomach
• A tolerance for paradox
• Ability to navigate multiple timelines simultaneously
• A sense of humor (optional, but highly recommended)

Apply now and join the ranks of the most confused and disoriented professionals in the multiverse!