Warning: The following symptoms are indicative of severe boredom. Prolonged exposure to these symptoms may lead to irreversible mental damage, including but not limited to:
The Boredom Symptoms
- Staring aimlessly at a wall for more than 5 seconds
- Watching reruns of the same TV show for 12+ hours straight
- Making excuses for your lack of productivity
- Feeling the sudden urge to reorganize your sock drawer for no reason
- Counting the seconds until the next coffee break
- Developing an irrational attachment to your favorite meme
- Spending more than 30 minutes playing Solitaire
- Thinking you're a secret agent and the world needs your help
- Re-reading the same book for the 5th time in a row
- Feeling the need to re-learn the entirety of Wikipedia
- Making a "to-do list" with 500 items on it
- Feeling a strong urge to re-learn how to ride a unicycle
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