QA/Prophets/Prophecies

The Oracle's Desk

Here lies the sacred realm of prophecy, where the wise and not-so-wise come to seek guidance.

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Prophecies

We've got the most unpredictable, yet somehow always right, predictions for you:

• Tomorrow will be a Tuesday
• You will get coffee in your near future