It has come to our attention that the "Random Button" on the main page is, in fact, not random at all. It seems to be stuck on "Press Me" and will not change.
This has caused much confusion and disappointment among our users.
We are working on it.
For more information, visit Buggy Behavior 2: The Sequel.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, Buggy Behavior 3: The Prequel might be more to your liking.
Or, if you're just feeling stuck, try Buggy Behavior 4: The Prequel to the Prequel.