It's Not Like We Haven't Seen This Before
We're still trying to figure out how Bug 1 managed to crash the entire server, but it looks like it had something to do with the new "auto-correct" feature in the "Auto-Correct-O-Matic" module.
The good news is that we've managed to contain the damage and prevent it from happening again. The bad news is that we're now running on a diet of nothing but coffee and stale air because the coffee machine is still on the fritz.
We've included a few links below to help you navigate the Aftermath of Bug 1: