BUG 6: The Unrelenting Malfunction

**Symptoms:** Random system restarts, spontaneous combustion of adjacent pixels, and an inexplicable urge to watch cat videos.

**Causes:** Our team of expert engineers (i.e., Bob) is baffled. We're pretty sure it's just the usual "user error."

**Workarounds:**

Try turning it off and on again.
Check your internet connection (it might be on fire).
Consult our FAQ, which we'll probably have to update soon.
Call our support team, who will probably just tell you to turn it off and on again.