Known Issue 3: The Unending Sock Drawer Saga
Issue Description
It appears that the sock drawer in the employee break room has reached critical mass. Socks have become sentient and are now refusing to pair with their corresponding partners. Management is at a loss as to how to resolve the issue.
Known Workarounds
- Use a sock clip to hold individual socks together, but be prepared for the inevitable wrath of the sock drawer's wrathful inhabitants.
- Implement a color-coded sock sorting system, but be aware that the colorblind employees may have a hard time adjusting.
- Call in a team of highly trained and heavily armed Sock Whisperers to negotiate with the rogue socks.