Burnout Symptoms: Related Conditions

• Corporeality Derangement - A condition where your body starts to feel like a video game character.
• Overwhelmed by Email - A condition where your inbox is like a never-ending pit of despair.
• Social Media-Induced Existential Crisis - A condition where your online persona is more real than your real life.
• Phantom Smartphone Syndrome - A condition where you're convinced your phone is ringing, but it's just a glitch.
• Sudden Urge to Reorganize Your Digital Life - A condition where you need to delete everything and start fresh... again.