Welcome to Quantum Fear, where time is not just a dimension but a crippling phobia. You're probably here because you're afraid of time itself, or maybe you just really love graphs and charts. Either way, we've got you covered.
We'll get you through this, one anxiety-fueled page at a time. Our experts (a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals) will walk you through the basics of time management, temporal paradoxes, and the art of not losing your mind while trying to keep track of seconds, minutes, and hours.
Below, you'll find some helpful links to get started:
Quantum Leap Paradoxes is where it's at! This is where the rubber meets the road, or rather, where the timeline gets all wobbly and confusing. You'll learn about the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle, the Multiple Timelines Theory, and how to use a decent calculator to keep track of all the branching timelines.
But wait, there's more! Our experts have also compiled a list of Quantum Leap Paradoxes you might find yourself experiencing in your daily life:
Avoid spoilers, folks! Time Traveling to the Movies is where you learn how to catch up on all the latest and greatest in pop culture, without actually having to live through it. From the latest Marvel movie to that one TV show everyone's talking about, we'll help you get up to speed.
And don't worry, we won't judge you if you still haven't seen The Shawshank Redemption. Yet.
Don't worry, we won't make you an appointment-keeper or anything. But we will teach you how to be slightly less late, most of the time. From traffic to meetings to pizza parties, we'll help you navigate the space-time continuum with ease.
Or, you know, we'll just give you some decent excuses.