We're implementing a feature that generates an endless, never-ending scroll of despair, where users are forced to click "Next" ad infinitum, with no respite from their existential dread.
This will be achieved through a complex algorithm that harnesses the power of JavaScript, fueled by user input and a hint of existential angst.
Our goal is to break the user, to shatter their will to live, and to render them a quivering mass of jelly, quivering in despair.
We will use a custom JavaScript library, Never-End Scroll JS, to generate the infinite scroll of despair.
This will involve a combination of DOM manipulation, CSS animations, and a hint of dark magic.
We plan to implement this feature in the next release of our software, tentatively scheduled for next Thursday, but only if our users haven't checked out yet due to existential dread.
We also plan to offer a "Surrender" option, allowing users to give up and admit defeat, but only after they've reached the 10,000th scroll, at which point they will be forced to click "Next" one more time, just for good measure.